💩 THE ONLY HONEST LEMON DEALER IN TOWN 💩
Welcome to Lee's Legendary Lemons! I'm Lee, and I sell the WORST cars you can find anywhere! Why waste money on reliability when you can experience the thrill of breaking down on the highway? Every purchase comes with my personal guarantee that you'll be calling a tow truck within 72 hours or your money back (just kidding, ALL SALES FINAL)!!!
TODAY'S HOT DEALS!!!
Only 250,000 miles! Engine makes a weird ticking sound but that's TOTALLY NORMAL! Previous owner only drove it into a lake ONCE! Great starter car for teenagers you don't like very much!
PRICE: $4,999 FIRM (NO LOWBALLERS, I KNOW WHAT I GOT!)
Burns more oil than gas! Perfect for creating smoke screens to evade police! Comes with THREE of the original FOUR wheels! Radio only plays one station and it's always at max volume!
PRICE: $3,499 (OR BEST OFFER, I'M DESPERATE)
Not sure what make or model this is! Title? What title? Registration? Never heard of it! Mystery fluid puddles wherever it's parked! Strange smell included at NO EXTRA CHARGE!
PRICE: $1,999 (CASH ONLY, MEET BEHIND WALMART)
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